Bill Madlock, Baseball Broadcaster
Two grand slams in a week – man, that’s seven or eight ribbies right there.
Miss Alabama 1994
I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
Groucho Marx
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
Janette Barber
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows .
George Wallace
I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents
Joe Theisman
The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Colonel Oliver North
I was provided with addtional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.
Weisert
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error
Celine Dion
To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God.
Winona Ryder
I feel my best when I’m happy.