Dumb Quotes

Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon.

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is ten, or something.

Sit by the homely girl, you’ll look better by comparison.

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

Most lies about blondes are false.

I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series; unless we lose Game 5.

The team has come along slow but fast.

Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.

During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails.