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Detroit Daily News

Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon.

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Dennis Rodman

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is ten, or something.

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Debra Maffett

Sit by the homely girl, you’ll look better by comparison.

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David Garcia

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

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Cincinnati TImes-Star

Most lies about blondes are false.

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Charles Barkley

I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series; unless we lose Game 5.

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Casey Stengel

The team has come along slow but fast.

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Carol Malia

Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.

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Alicia Silverstone

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.

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Associated Press

During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails.

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