Abraham Lincoln
If I were two-faced would I be wearing this one?
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don’t make it a leg.
I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.
God must love the common man, he made so many of them.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
